The best kinds of laughter:
- Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silent and you sit there clapping like a fucking seal
- Feeling a six-pack coming up
- Tears coming out of your eyes
#you know you’re fucked when its a combination of all three
He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.
She has Nemo on her dress.
Violet has murder in her eyes.
Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.
if your boyfriend is your best friend, you’re doing it right.
if your boyfriend is your only friend, you’re doing it wrong.
every teen after missing like 300 calls from their mom
I reblog this everytime it is on my dash